I love Kyle Mooney’s weirdness. Beck is a natural, too, but yea I agree with you he doesnt have the charisma of a Bill Harder or even Will Forte.

Yea he’s been pretty solid. He seems like a natural but I don’t see him being a breakout personality. They need another Bill Hader/Phil Hartman/Darrell Hammond type who can really nail the impressions.

Yes please followed by one last Anthony Crispino from Bobby.

I think they’re going hard on Mikey Day. He’s had a fuckload of screen time for a first year guy.

Their whole aura and persona is so gross to me. Reminds me of every asshole in a band that sounded like At The Drive-In and The Blood Brothers who played basement shows when I was in high school. Fucking kissing and groping everybody under this goofy “oh they’re just SUCH a sexual person lolzz.” And of course…

Not having seen this particular fight, I can only imagine the answer to the headline’s question would be “somebody fell down and the other guy got on top of the one who fell down and punched him in the face and maybe ribs until the guy who fell over said it hurt too much and he wanted to stand up.”

Well, Donald Trump always wanted to own an NFL team.

We in Philadelphia sometimes like to play this game with our owner. Jeff Lurie really wanted the Pats but lost out narrowly to Bob Kraft and bought the Eagles as a consolation prize. If only it had been the other way around...

The Democratic Party is not a progressive party. They’re every bit the good ol’ boys club the GOP are, they’re just a little better at letting rich women get involved, too. Neoliberalism is not a progressive movement. The US has moved so far to the right since the 70s that Obamacare was able to be branded as a…

Really thought that headline was a joke about their similarity to models one might see at the Hollister brand clothing store.

Meanwhile, their The Rock signature shoe, which is also ugly and includes a silhouette of a bull, sold out completely in like 2 weeks.

I think more like the canvas re-usable bags not the plastic grocery bags.

I remember my go-to expression of anger, especially playing games or any kind of competition, was “cocksucker.”

No matter how angry I’ve gotten in my life, there’s nothing a long string of “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKYOUFUCK” can’t heal. Profanity has a purpose. If this is what the dude had done, his apology would make sense.

Just in terms of the kind of mental gymnastics that megalomaniacs like him use to justify behavior. Coke is illegal and mostly supplied from Latin America, therefore bad and he would never. Amphetamines made by strong American scientists, the best scientists, and manufactured by wonderful American corporation,…

I’m sure every foreign leader he has met with has felt incredibly uncomfortable and will do everything they can to avoid going through it again.

I mean if he’s been taking it for years and has a dependency the fact that he’s 70 isn’t going to stop him now. And he clearly still holds the delusion of himself as the pinnacle of virility and youth.

Yea I think it’s been especially chilling to see how news outlets reported on Hitler before his insanity was fully fleshed out and well-known. Like, we all grew up always knowing Hitler is a monster. But he was just a guy, and surrounded himself with a bunch of other extremist guys, and they fed off each other and…

I think if you have a genuine medical need that would be the idea. Now my uh, friend, in college used to chew up two of the time release adderall and I remember a lot of passionate conversations about topics I knew nothing about. And the sniffing. Good god the sniffing.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.