A vehicle not being used for it’s intended purpose? Unbelievable.

Well, let’s be fair. These were a completely legit alternate answer to “always Miata.”

harshly stated but accurate

Plus its a slap in the face to everyone else who worked their ass off, and went without to do the responsible thing and pay off the debt they owed.

Or, maybe, they know that Prince and Timberlake didn’t exactly get along, and he was pretty explicit during his life that he didn’t want to be used in that way after death.

Or.. You put a worm type hose clamp over the location where the hinge pin comes out with the fastener at an angle that is difficult to reach and most thieves will move on to an easier target.

I’m not holding my breath for a manual option, though.

We all know it really got parked for causing confusion and delay.

No it’s not, but thanks for proving my point.

They should hire taller spokesmen or maybe just make shorter trucks.

Lawyers are actually pretty fun to party with...

STOP THINKING, JUST REACT.

What LongBow means is, underpaying is when someone has ‘too much money’ as defined by LongBow. And then not giving most of it to his employees because class envy. LongBow politics 101

It’s ridiculous that people are stealing seats out of cars, but I guess this is the world we live in.

After reading this, I need to go and find my meditation wristband.

Prior Criminal Histories + AMG = Drug Dealer

Look, no one wants to buy your Audi, OK?

Step One on every German Car Repair.

Fellow Toledoan here. Can confirm that crashing into poles is the favorite activity of our residents.

“you are the audience” ... no they’re the press. Different thing. I realize the line has blurred in the last decade or two.