It used to be 1. 

I hear ya, the rep is awful. But I suspect you pay them and they will come & homegrown Rust Belt talent will remain instead of moving 1,000 miles away from fam (read: devastating Midwest brain drain). Rust Belt is Big Ten country, cluster of largest R1 engineering powers in the U.S. - U. of Michigan, Michigan State,…

I’ve heard they already have incentives on them. They’re putting like $1,000 on the duvet. 

Jesus fisting your engine is pretty bad, but I kinda like the other two.

That’s why I use Canola oil and change it every 50 miles!

I like the Z8 suggestion, and I’m not normally a BMW fan. There was a guy that lived near me in San Diego in the early 2000's that drove one. Pictures don’t do justice to that car, it’s striking in person.

This is what happens when you only hire internally. GM really, REALLY needs some fresh blood in both their management and design.

Mario is a showboating asshole. I’d hit him with the triple red shells, spaced just far enough apart that the third one explodes his soul. I do this to my kids all the time when we play. 

K, so, fun story, I’ve kinda done this before but on a slightly smaller (yet still big) scale.

Not every dealer is anywhere near this fancy. Some of the big stores I work at literally hang keys up on a bulletin board with hooks in it. There's zero accountability for anything. 

Disagree. If they broke through multiple levels of security to get access to multiple cars and to wreck them for fun, then they deserve at least a year or two behind bars.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

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Aw, man! That rug really pulled the room together, man!

He looks like he either has a 14" penis or a spherical one

Correct!

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

You know what sounds better than Jay-z ?