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Yeah this doesn’t seem that complicated. Once I saw the chart I thought, “That’s it?! What’s so difficult to understand about that??”

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

Lets call it what it is. Begging on the internet. 

The fat and the furryious

GoFundMe is a pox on society. Who the fuck is giving this dipshit charity because he was caught in the act of multiple crimes? Why can’t he afford an attorney if he can afford a hellcat?

You are attacking this the wrong way.

Just came in here to say:

I watch this and feel like it was only a match penalty because of Wilson hitting his head on the ice. The hit itself is fine, aside from being late (and therefore interference), as you mentioned.

as ye sow, Tom, so shall ye reave

Even the bad takes are bigger in Texas.

KC BBQ is legit. Texan Brisket is legit. You don’t have to enjoy one and hate the other.

In Michigan a party story is just another name for a liquor store

When can I get a sticker for the rear window of my Cadivette showing Calvin pissing on a Cordillac?

Same people. Same jokes. Same situations. I think I’m finally over it fucking stoked.

Weird Flex, but ok.

YOU’LL GO TO THE ENTIRE FORD LOT BUT YOU ONLY NEED THE EDGE!

That’s what I’m saying. Replace the plastic bits and leave the awesome ‘toasted marshmallow’ outside. Hard fucking’ core.

Unfortunately he may have died in the fire because his giant steel balls wouldn’t let him get out of the tiny cab of the bulldozer.

What the hell is a spiritual coach? Sounds like some greedy, Californian rich person scamming peeps to make more money.

35 here. LOVE me some Bob Seger.