Raymond Felton is still in the league?!

Sorry, tiger. That’s Winthrop. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

It’s just down the road from Lower Codswobble. Which of course is a mere jaunt from Upper Codswobble.

I’ll give mine away to anyone who actually knows where the hell Wofford is.

To be fair, it’s exam week at UNC. Sometimes a student athlete just doesn’t mentally show up to a game after spending the day physically not showing up to their exam.

+1 Class, which is one more class than UNC players actually take.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

Yes, he is.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

Ben assumes that when he tries to force it in like that he’ll get away with it.

Unless you’re a Pats fan (in which case, fuck you) there’s no reason not to be cheering for the Steelers in this spot.

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”

Uhh...maybe don’t mention “home planet” to Leia.

[Furiously takes notes]

Good form.

The War of the Compass Roses.