I would imagine their local ads focus primarily on the air conditioning.

I think you’re confused. Anna Merlan writes for Gizmodo, not Deadspin.

Drunk history: Deadspin Kinja Edition

At a certain point MLB commissioner, Paul Manafort needs to step in and say, “this is too many trades. You guys are acting like traders,” because they certainly are. During the New England Revolution, Benedict Cumberbatch was half the trader these 2017 Florida Marlins are.

If they trade Yelich, then P.J. Vendredi becomes their best remaining player. Don’t look him up, just trust me on this.

“Crack and blast” is definitely something I’ll call shotgunning at parties

That made such little sense that Gronk understood it.

Blockbuster: A play at the plate that is no longer allowed.

The only way the Eagles have a shot at a deep playoff run now is if they take drastic steps and bring aboard a player whose very presence might cause a huge distraction due to his off-the-field racial statements.

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Don’t be.

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

Why Your Knee Sucks

Man....is Drew going to catch holy hell from Philly fans now. Damn.

If this is your first basketball season with Deadspin get ready for a lot more articles like this regarding the Wizards.

The different inbound position is odd, but he wouldn’t have made that shot in time, even with an added tenth of a second? I mean, I’m not even sure you could call that a quality look if you can’t even get the shot off in time.

Was there an explanation or rule stated as to why they did what they did? This seems dumb.

Who’s managing the clock? Austin Rivers’ dad?

Have your fucking star.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...