Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

Given it was the NHL, I’m surprised it got that high on ESPN.

Don’t worry, ESPN had this as the #2 play of the night behind a goal scored by a washed up English Premier player in his first game in a 3rd rate sports league (not that I’m bitter) (Fuck you, ESPN).

He should have been Incognito.

Early 2000s me used to ski all day Saturday, drink til 3 am and be in the first chair line the next day. 2018 me skis til 2 has a beer before dinner, falls asleep watching Netflix and can’t bend my knees on Sunday.

I can’t believe all the birdies he left out there today. He could have run away with that trophy if he’d seen even one other putt fall before the ninth, but I’d argue that three-putt for on 14 was the one that sunk the ship.

I actually think the Hart is wide open right now. Kucherov’s been great but sharing a line with Steven Stamkos (6^th in scoring) helps that. Malkin’s had a stormer of a second half. Nathan Mackinnon’s taken the Avs from trash fire to playoff contention. Taylor Hall had a 27 game point streak that was only snapped last…

I hear Sean Miller might be available

what’s a white sox

Amen to that.

Every single word of this; so fucking good.

[genuflects]

Great scoop.

It’s encouraging that the uncertainty surrounding Shazier is no longer about whether he’ll be able to regain his core motor functions, even if it’s grimy how the Steelers used his public appearances to squeeze goodwill out of his existence while they kept everyone in the dark about the specifics of his injury.

Still more useful than any American Senator.

Seattle Mariners Baseball: At least we’re not intentionally bad.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

A comment explaining the joke is a COTY contender?

As an American soccer fan, even I know YOU CAN’T USE YOUR HANDS!!!