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Gizmodo, where the consistent drumbeat of vilifying business is outpaced only by advertisements for the same. You’re a parody of yourselves.

Gizmodo, where the consistent drumbeat of vilifying business is outpaced only by advertisements for the same. You’re

Hey so I live in Baltimore and by way of a quick heads up nobody gives a shit. Too busy trying to not get killed by police or fellow residents.

That’s fair.

Early 2000's tiger would have finished -14 and run away with it.

I might throw a few bucks on him, but hedge with Dustin Johnson. I absolutely believe that Tiger will be back - not at the same level he was before, because he was basically golf-Jesus for a decade - but I’d be stunned if his first win in 4.5 years was a major. It’d be the most Tiger thing ever, though.

I watched a non-major golf tournament this weekend with an interest I haven’t had in years, because Tiger was in the mix. Golf’s young-guys-who-might-do-a-thing are absolutely entertaining, but Tiger is transcendent, and the best golfer of all time. (Yes, he is. With hats tipped to the other fantastic golfers he’s

Occasionally, the random drunk in the sports bar screaming at the TV that they could do a better job is right.

I have perfectly acceptable teeth. I am also not British. I do not deny that those facts are highly correlated.

I thought it was “The West Are Fun As Hell.”

Everything you said, plus, you know, HIPAA is a thing.

The Steelers don’t want to tie more money to a player who might not actually play again, and Shazier has no reason to give up $8 million while he recovers from a serious injury.

Well, is there?

“We small-market teams need revenue sharing to be competitive!”

You guys are beating this “story” to death. Give it a rest.

“Now, see? If that kid just worked every match with a semiautomatic rifle strapped to his back, things would have been different.”

Things I’ve sworn to be doing, “for real this time,” ranked:

Shit, next thing you know, they’ll be suppressing comments that they don’t agree with politically under the premise of filtering out obscene images.

This guy fucks

Especially fire.

Typical GLORY BOY padding stats in a blowout win. Save those goals for when your team needs them, sonny!