Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

How on earth do you not know how to spell Amendola.

And shocking no one, the Pats fan pretends to be the victim.

Indeed. Who among us hasn’t plowed a shopping cart into the back of an unsuspecting stranger’s legs upon seeing them get away with having too many items in the express checkout lane?

That first sentence makes me feel awful for any English teacher you’ve ever had.

You’re a fucking moron.

Sure, those justify hitting someone in the back of the head.

Go fuck yourself.

is this some type of anti-humor satire?

The fact you believe any NFL players deserves to be cheap-shotted because another person missed the call is..........

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

It’s almost like Gronk anticipated contact from one of the other players and thought he’d be able to play it off like he was pushed. Then they held up and now Gronk is just out there plain as day being a complete fucking asshole.

Just keeping up the tradition of Pat’s tight ends trying to kill people.

Jesus, McAdoo’s really gone off the deep end.

can’t even follow the unwritten rules of off season baseball

You should ask the local Waffle House waitress in about 30 mins.

“See what happens when you let players take a knee? Failing NFL now harming NBA! Sad!”

Late in last night’s win over the Los Angeles Lakers, Austin Rivers fell onto Blake Griffin’s knee while scrambling with Lonzo Ball for a loose ball.

Please...Jay Cutler has been shitting all over the field for the better part of a decade now.

I voted Mad Pooper as well, but secretly hope she winds up at #2.