I work in the wedding industry and this is the truest goddamn thing I have ever heard

As a gay dude who has been a sounding board for several brides, he’s not wrong.

Except that everything he said was true.

Are you serious? In this year of all years Dean Spanos can’t even get a nomination? I guess in terms of pure evil he doesn’t come close to some of these guys but as bumbling shitbag of an owner he’s easily top 5 this year.

Ted Cruz for owning Ashley Feinberg

Missing:

I’m not even a Chargers fan and yet the omission of Dean Spanos from this list feels borderline criminal.

How the F is Dean Spanos left off this list??? Took a team from a long time loyal fan base to a city that has no interest in them.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? NO DEAN SPANOS?

And we might get a sequel! From yesterday:

This was a dive to anyone who knows anything about the game. Clean shoulder-to-shoulder contact, nothing below the waist. If you get knocked down like that, get up and try to play the ball. It’s not the falling down that he gets punished for, it’s trying to sell the refs on calling an undeserved penalty. The match…

Even Greg Louganis thinks this is a dive.

This dive was as clear as daylight. Diving is ruining the sport and I support any measure to cut down on it, including bans after the incident.

He overkicked the ball, realized he did so and after extremely minor contact did a front flip like a clown. Was it the most egregious display of diving ever? No, there was contact, no matter how minor. It clearly was diving though. It was intentional deception to provoke an undeserved penalty, pretty much the…

You’re giving Bill way too much credit. It’s about as clear a dive as you can get. There’s really no nuance here.

He exaggerated the contact because he wasn’t going to catch up to his ball and made himself go down in the penalty box. It shouldn’t have been called a penalty in the first place and is definitely a dive. You even go and call the challenge soft and slight and the call boarderline so you’re just grasping at straws with…

1. That’s a pretty weird definition of a dive... regardless he is being charged with the “successful deception of a match official.”

Because toys appreciate in value if you leave them in the box. This toy would have been more useful and valuable in another situation.

Kyrie better be careful - if they keep streaking like this, they’re bound to run right off the edge.

They’re cruising, and there’s nothing in their way.