I am tired and sick of WAR. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. WAR is hell.

I think that’d be a hit - I’ve really enjoyed Hamilton Nolan’s Drunk Econ series.

The Mini Merlins might just have a few more little tricks up their sleeve.

Do not, Tuch.

Juju’s hit was dirty as hell, and the taunting was childish - though it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy - but Gronk’s infraction came well after the play. IMO the hit on Brown’s touchdown was worse because Burfict wasn’t defenseless.

Bad holding calls took touchdowns off the board both ways, and there were some bad interference calls and non-calls throughout. It was a god awful game, but Cincy didn’t get robbed. Hope Shazier and Burfict are both ok.

I think I finally had my “I can’t watch football anymore” moment. This is fucking brutal.

You didn’t say anything horribly racist, so while your post is stupid, it’s still a top 10 Boston fan comment of the week.

A dive is when a player goes down either without being touched at all, or after receiving such negligible contact that could not reasonably have impeded the player’s progress.

This might be the greatest comment I’ve ever read.

This is a well reasoned and thoughtful reply. What are you doing on deadspin, or the internet in general?

Chill out, Louis.

“I’ve wanted a plane since I was a little kid, and have been extremely upset since my realization several years ago that I will never be rich enough to afford one. I chose to belittle someone tragically dying as a method of coping with my crushing inferiority complex.” -Felger

He knows he lost, right?

They’ll regret telling her to hit the road after this mistake.

*Greg Schiano begins furiously masturbating.*

“Guys should treat women better!”

I totally get the argument that they want the latest and greatest tech, but seats? It’s a seat. I’ve never ridden in a Tesla, but the seats in the Lamborghini I drove recently and my Civic SI weren’t materially different. That’s a hell of a spin.

“Goddammit, this shit again?” -Monica Lewinsky

Puig, because I want him to lick the ball before hitting someone on purpose with an 0-2 count and the bases loaded.