But what if he was never suspended, and then was suspended, and then was unsupended, and then resuspended, but he played for Boston?

They look equal parts sloppy, disinterested, and arrogant.

13-12, and my head hurts.

Somebody probably already said this, but the Hilton (which is bleeding city money due to an ill-conceived and poorly executed private/public venture) they put up that blocked out half the skyline, including the iconic Bromo Seltzer tower, really did Camden Yards a disservice. And this is coming from a Pittsburgh…

But could you hit a home run at batting practice in a major league ballpark?

Rex Ryan approves.

I remember those guys!

“Markets traded down today after the quarterly USMNT index increased 3.4% year-over-year but fell short of analysts’ consensus target of 3.7%.”

Yeah that checks out.

That kind of positive attitude would be great for the CFL. The Argonauts would be a natural fit.

People will still get hurt! That goaltender literally died from a collision and soccer is about as non-contact as it gets.

I can’t believe people still support such a violent sport.

First they’re mad about kneeling, now they’re mad about standing. Make up your minds, old white people.

On the bright side, America’s odds of winning the world cup have not changed.

*sigh* Kyr we gios again.

There’s another, but the Mets won’t let him play two sports.

Adam Sandler’s Lonesome Kicker didn’t have it this bad.

Well, he can’t be thrown out of the country like Jung-ho Kang. Maybe the Pirates will take him on as his replacement, although the drive-through incident shows his shortstop skills aren’t great.

Tony Womack. He couldn’t hit or field, but like Al Davis, I only cared about whether or not a player was fast as fuck. Unlike Al Davis, that thought process died out when I turned 9.

Burfict probably gives Chris Henry’s pickup truck the benefit of the doubt.