Pacman Jones is currently serving a 1-game suspension stemming from charges he received from his FOURTH spitting-on-a-woman incident. His spot on the team is not in jeopardy, so I’m going with “never.”

Dang, that looks really unConfortoble 

Eh, the only real rule of nicknames is that you don’t get to choose your own. See also: Muscle Hamster.

“And no team wants to be the one that has a player die on the field.”

“Going with the tank strategy, Mr. President? Like the Jets?”

“Coach Marrone, given the current situation at QB, we all know there’s someone experienced available that other teams have been reluctant to sign. Have you considered making him an offer?”

Donald Trump: Less competent than the fucking Eagles.

He was clearly aiming for Robinson’s foot.

Who is being divided, though, and from what?

It’s a fair compromise, no?

It isn’t hindsight - nearly everyone, this website included, ridiculed the Bucs for the pick almost immediately.

The zombie-like devotion to the national anthem reeks of Eastern European collectivism at its worst. Kind of odd that the people most up-in-arms about this whole thing are the same people that would bristle at being labeled statists.

I was going to add that one pointless movie about some schmuck who plays special teams for the Eagles and I found out that’s the one you meant. God, that city sucks.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother? Sure, in terms of population, but Philly is in no position to talk shit about anything to anyone.

Devin shouldn’t.

Completely different style of play, but Allen Iverson did manage to drag his team to an NBA finals, and advanced stats put him somewhere between the 50th and 100th best player of all time - which based on the eye test sounds about right. “Almost as good as AI” is how Paul rates on the BtL scale.

The top 10 countries on earth by population have won a combined 5 world cups, all of them by Brazil. It’s just that America truly doesn’t give a fuck about soccer. Generally, kids don’t play the sport at all unless they get cut from the football/basketball/baseball team.

If it is flat, why is there any horizon at all?

If the earth was round, how are basketball courts flat???? ANSWER THAT ONE, SCIENCE

Baseball reference seemed to be a nice way to kick off Tuesday morning, so here are the ballparks he still needs to check off the list: