The fire-sale days are in the past! The fire-sale days are also probably in the future :(

A whole lot of franchise quarterbacks are getting pretty old - if he finally hits free agency in 2019, there may be QB vacancies in New England, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, LA, Arizona, New York, or some combination of the above, and they’d all be clearing tons of cap space when that time comes. The market for Cousins…

What a nightmare for Cavs fans.

You say this like it’s a thing - is this a thing? I can just schedule that? I have been going about this all wrong.

Really?

The Beach Boys are trash. The Beatles are slightly less bad trash. Campy nonsense, all of it.

That the Penguins haven’t yet had to make a truly painful trade for cap relief is another testament to Jim Rutherford’s work there.

Between the proposed Carmelo trade and the actual Cousins trade, I’m honestly stunned at how someone this unqualified can somehow wind up with any authority at all, much less call the shots for an NBA franch.....(remembers who the president is, sits down, shuts up).

Trying to resurrect his career in Dallas?

When the biggest problem with anything Redskins related is neither the name nor Dan Snyder, it is an awfully big fuck-up.

He remains not the true hit king. Love him though.

All of the plastic from a clothes iron and gave the metal part a good run for its money, two playstation controllers, a recliner (not exaggerating), all of the knobs from a dresser, carpeting, and a month’s worth of birth control pills from the purse of a girl I was sleeping with for the first (and last!) time.

Kinda reminds me of that time when a few hundred thousand Pennsylvanians defended a man who sheltered a child molester because they like the football team he coached.

Pens fan here - self aware enough to realize how breathtakingly lucky we’ve had it - of course I’m enjoying the ever loving shit out of this victory, but why did it have to be them? I didn’t want to beat Nashville! I wanted to beat Chicago or Anaheim or LA or ANYBODY but the fun and young team with a hardcore fan base…

Can you walk into a bar, consume a beer, and walk back out without mentioning Bobby Orr? If so, you’re fine.

Gretzky can’t spell defense as well as Crosby plays it, but Gretzky is the single greatest individual athlete in a team sport since the dawn of time and it isn’t close.

As a Philadelphia sports fan, you are a piece of shit.

Subban had lost his stick and was holding him by the legs behind the net when the Penguins had control in the offensive zone. Taking away the space behind the net, as well as the best player to work there since Gretzky, is a good idea by Subban. Crosby hit him in the head to try to get him to let go, and when he kept…

Turn on the TV, he’s posterizing Donald Trump as we speak.