Fowl ball!

How long does it take to recover from a mild concussion? 5 weeks seems about right...

God forbid a likable black superstar provide us with some harmless entertainment while clearly having a small joke, all while not breaking omerta about what’s actually said on the ice.

I guess after trading Justin Glibert to the Steelers last year, the Browns needed to fill the hole they had at 1st round defensive back bust that should never see the field unless he’s mowing it.

In the first two rounds, the Pens made Bobrovsky and Holtby look pretty pedestrian, and they’re likely to finish 1 and 2 for the Vezina this year. Their attacking style is predicated on tic-tac-toe cross ice passes and rushes into the zone, both of which are more difficult for large, lanky goaltenders to defend - they…

Deadspin HOF nominee? Pens fan here but he’s a goddamn hero.

It is possible this is the first time in Pennsylvania history the instrument has been a fish, however.

Pictured: Selection Committee Chair

Rick Renteria was acting like he had bats in the Pelfrey.

I understand that coming up with fresh commentary is probably very difficult, but my God, that was mid-season 4th quarter blowout nonsense. It was a closely contested game 7! Why are you talking about this while Isaiah Thomas is putting up a 3 in a tie game??

I think the cameras focusing on the bench were an attempt by the broadcast crew to focus on anything other than the play on the ice. Watching the Senators 1-3-1 trap scheme is the hockey equivalent of chewing bubblegum mixed with sand.

I think it’s the traffic and also because they just have wild shit going down at all times.

A-fucking-men my dude

Still more appetizing than David Beckham’s.

You’re half right!

That is not a professional sports team.

Right? Gizmodo will go toe-to-toe with a billionaire in court, run a controversial celebrity sex tape, bait a sitting presidential administration with a fake password skimmer, and sue the Department of Justice, but they draw the line at identifying a guy who looks like another guy? Seems an odd place to draw the line.

Their cap situation moving forward is a nightmare. Do they blow up the roster and start over?

Yes, I am petty enough to come back here two days later and gloat. Eat shit.

Just have Matt Niskanen hit LeBron over the head with a stick. Problem solved.