Keep investigating if you want, but it’d be easier to just wait for his inevitable confirmation hearing.

“So... you gonna eat that or what?”

“You’d be surmised! Every professornal football prayer says they’d kill for a vacation!”

“Yeah, right! Next you’ll be telling me I’m a gold medalist!”

“Wow, I’m glad I never played that sport. Looks dangerous.”

“It’s a balancing act,” Crosby said. “On one hand, I don’t want to shorten my career, but no one plays forever, and I want to win the cup at least once before I retire.”

Reminds me of when a boss of mine called me out several years ago.

Which do you think is more likely:

Taillon had been placed on the 10-day disabled list on Saturday with groin discomfort and will remain on the DL.

just nothing but beef, rancid, scabrous beef smeared across the tabloids’ back pages and the inside of every car of the 7 train.

Never heard of Jack Todd. Turns out that in addition to holding a “just something about him...” opinion about a black hockey player, he’s also a Vietnam War draft dodger. Props for being able to simultaneously offend nearly everyone, regardless of political affiliation.

They will somehow find a way to lose both.

Live look in at practice:

Perhaps he shouldn’t have waited until the puck was already crossing his goal line to get off the right post. Why wasn’t he tracking the puck across the ice? If Orlov doesn’t kick it, it gets through for a wide open net anyway with the same result.

Even the fucking dog has enough sense to get behind some cover.

Can’t wait to watch Roger Goodell parade Markieff Morris in front of a camera to apologize.

It’s okay, I’m sure the Red Sox have LOTS of black friends!!!

Not even a hearing! Shit’s about to get really, really dirty.

Two more (now 3) than involved any other player, so yup!