thanks to a rock-dumb two-point play

And maybe perhaps I have played the sport at all levels.

He was literally forced to resign for making kids play football for Indiana. Fair punishment.

Come on Wikileaks, if you can get DNC emails you can get us copies of those texts.

The sound of silence, in slow motion.

Is yours set to Yakety Sax? Mine is.

Are we sure that’s necessary?

You have been suspended 10 games because, in your words: “I sliced Sam Bradford in half with a broadsword.”

Damn, with his history you’d think he’d be all about staying on the path.

Dammit, just as Antonio Gates is nearing retirement, now we’re going to hear about how the Cowboys’ tight end used to play basketball.

It looked like the LT jumped a split second before the ball was snapped (or got a super good jump, I honestly don’t know), but this seems like a strange point to argue with a dude making a sword joke instead of the post’s author. Regardless, an offside call would have resulted in the play being blown dead before…

The defender pulling out a broad sword and slicing Bradford in half after the play wouldn’t have influenced the throw either, but, as you said, that’s irrelevant. Should have been flagged.

I know first hand how foolish and dangerous it is to drive under the influence and am most thankful that, as we understand it, no one was injured.

Relevant username ftw

This. Joe Flacco anyone?

Redskins: Here is our final offer, but it’s only good for the next six seconds.

Fucking great username.

He could actually make the claim that he’s better than Luck. His career QB rating is 8 points higher, and he’s ahead in yards per attempt and completion percentage. He isn’t in the same conversation as Luck with winning percentage, but if he played in the AFC South then maybe he would be? I mean, it’s bullshit and…

Dude’s putting up some huge numbers. So, like, what are those red flags?

It’s all good! Thankfully the 1994 MLB labor dispute wasn’t that bad, considering that one time Natrone Means attacked Paul Tagliabue with a hatchet.