You’re misunderstanding the part where it says it’ll run through 2021. 2021 - 26 = 1995.

Cynicism is, at its heart, optimistic. I appreciate the endorsement, but we’ve both failed at kinja by not calling each other various iterations of penis breath.

Alternative take- I’m not sure if this makes me a sociopath, but I saw this comment as just the right amount of levity to tie the tragedy and it’s overwhelming response to the very reason that most of us are talking about it. If that commentary was on a sympathy card, I don’t think anyone would mind receiving it.

Lawrence Phillips couldn’t do that.

Oh wow, fuck you, pal.

You forgot to call him an idiot back. Bad kinja -1

I agree that Trump’s a shitheel, but holy mother of God, this level of masturbatory self-importance would make Kanye blush.

Ah, shit talking. Gotcha. I did like the mental image of Dwight ripping open a bathroom stall door and screaming at some guy sitting on the can.

negotiating on behalf of taxpayers

I think they have that same tradition at Baylor.

OH SHIT! He really is going to upload the clips!

Or they could have kept him as a lousy trade target and then just dumped him on Montreal.

I don’t “hate” the Raiders. They have a fun offense and Khalil Mack is a monster. Considering their laughable schedule they’ll probably make the playoffs and could win a shootout in the divisional round.

Winners Win? Dude, you haven’t had a winning season since 2002 (also the last time you made the playoffs) and that year you got the teeth stomped out of you by the fucking Buccaneers in the super bowl, which you haven’t won since 1983. You’ve still only clinched a .500 record, and that’s with a soft-as-baby-shit…

A good young prospect is going to pan out for Pittsburgh? Good for them! About time they catch a break.

Ah man, I’d elevate you from the grays if I had such powers.

We’ve always asked - and I think we got our answer when we knocked off 5th ranked Pile of Electronics State in triple OT.

you’ve been following a fake team

A Cubs/Trump/Klinsmann fan? That is a rare combination my friend.

Beat me to it +1