Oh, to have the luxury of caring either way.

Yeah - great picture though. Doesn’t matter how many picks he tosses, dude is winning.

I’ll take the over: http://overthecap.com/player/blake-bortles/2942/

Astros? No thanks man, got any steaming hot economics taeks from Hamilton Nolan?

Speaking of which, my favorite part is when Joey Dorsey dribbles the ball through Randolph’s legs.

The only good thing that might come out of his presidency is that congress might finally get its shit together and realize that they can take power back from the executive branch. There isn’t a filibuster proof majority in the Senate, and that’s really all that matters.

Any of you smokers? (The legal-in-New-York-kind, for the purposes of this question).

Question for OP - did you swipe right?

You’re each offered the position of Trump’s White House Press Secretary. Do any of you take it? Bear in mind, it pays $172,200 annually.

It’s too late for that. They need Drake LaRoche.

Mayby, Maybe not.

But who’s going to complain about a second one? You? Nah.

Not saying this was intentional, but the thing I hate the most about the grays is how my jokes are re-posted an hour later. This is like the fifth damn time.

Saw the headline and thought Frank Mason was some division II school, like a George Mason knockoff. Oh well :(

And a voice for print!

Something along the lines of “I’m surprised to hear someone at Deadspin write that commercially nonviable enterprises should not expect taxpayer support, and I invite you to expand this reasoning to include other industries as well,” might have been what you were looking for there. Instead you went with “I will use…

Colonel William Prescott: (fires)

He caught lightning in a Bortle with that one.

The time to do this was some time last week you fucking idiots.

This x 1,000, and two hours later it’s still in the greys. Hmmmmmm.....