But they’re predicting the Donald to lose, so why would I take heart in that?

Thank you, fellow traveler of the greys.

See, people, people, listen, this is the problem right here. The mainstream media keeping me down, keeping me in the greys, but Hillary, her account was ungreyed before she made it. Tell me how that happens. I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure Comey had something to do with it. #MakeDeadspinGreatAgain

“Letting.”

You have to go back and study the tape. This dog, he was mauling everyone. Nearly took Getzlaf’s arm off. Went wee wee right there on a service member. Very bad dog. Don’t take my word for it, watch the video, I swear, it was really, really nasty stuff. Sad.

But can they beat the Cardinals?

“Good thing I never played that dangerous sport.”

I said 9, not 10! :)

Turns out that the cubs, at present, are indeed having good luck with that.

I think that is going to be exactly what decides tonight’s game. If the Indians can give the ball to Miller with a lead in the 6th (or hell, I don’t know, the 5th? The guy’s on 4 days’ rest!!) then that creates a major problem for the Cubs.

I think that would be silly, because your highest leverage outs are not (generally) in the first inning, and you want Andrew Miller pitching to those batters, but Terry Francona is a smarter baseball man than I am so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Equally as important, in a perverse way, is that by opening up such a huge lead early on, the Cubs allowed Andrew Miller to completely sit this one out, so they’re likely dealing with 9 innings of Kluber/Miller. Good luck with that.

Marcus Gilbert’s teammate, Ben Roethlisberger, has been receiving the same treatment as Newton for years, with the same lack of attention from officials. He should either agree with Cam or shut up.

Let me take a crack at what the Pats are thinking here.

Except that they would likely impeach her and Kaine concurrently, and then you’d have Paul Ryan. Why not just impeach both if you’re willing to do one? Just go all the way and put your guy in charge. Shit, if I was a Republican candidate, I’d campaign on that.

Ahead of Hamilton Nolan, that’s for damn sure.

THANK YOU. All of the “toxins” talk is hot nonsense. You do not have toxins in your body, because your liver and kidneys are functioning, and I know that because you are not in the hospital or fucking dead.

Houston Texans @ Jacksonville Jaguars tickets are currently going for under $26 on Stubhub. The cost of a weeknight bar tab for something that advertises itself as an actual, regular season NFL game. Holy shit.

The NFL is like SNL: People have bitched about the quality of product longer than most other people have been alive.

FTFY