Is this close enough to count?

It’s gonna be even worse when a line drive comes back at him and his finger flies off in a mist of blood on live tv.

When Dolan first said the team was moving away from using the Wahoo logo, he said the team had “no plans to get rid of Chief Wahoo, it is part of our history and legacy.” 

Oh look! A fun an exciting game in Steelers v Patriots in a season that is in desperate need of good matchups!

I’ve seen this one before - the division winner hosts the Bengals in the wild-card round as 14-point dogs, only to win when Marvin Lewis calls all of his timeouts in the first five minutes of the second half of a tight game and Vontaze Burfict is ejected for urinating on the back judge’s shoes following a late hit.

Another reckless thug taking a knee.

Best winless team in the NFL.

Which sports writer is the absolute worst? Is it still Lupica?

For the love of God, please go watch Trump sing.

Billy Joel’s unearned, masturbatory self-congratulation is pretty hard to tolerate but people seem to like him a lot, so he gets my vote. Also the Eagles are pretty bad but nearly universally liked which I don’t understand.

Indeed. The longer the sandwich, the better.

Okay! The Steelers are 4-2 in those ugly ass unis (although I contend they’d look somewhat less nausea-inducing with black pants. TF is up with the flesh colored bottoms?)

I can’t wait for him to be run out of town and win a Stanley cup with Pittsburgh.

When reached for comment, Crosby expressed his growing concerns that he might be forced to retire without ever winning a Stanley Cup.

Visit Baltimore! It’s right up the road!

I’m not so sure. That is a fifth of vodka, and while that is a lot, we don’t know the time frame other than “that evening,” which may be, what, eight hours from 6pm - 2 am? Also, we know that 1) she was high on cocaine and 2) Canadians LOVE booze. I’m saying this is probable - even likely - considering how her evening…

It would take a haughty dipshit to write rules like this. A haughty, unemployed dipshit with opinions on just this sort of thing.

So the 76ers are the Browns of the NBA, right?

Also, sports and politics frequently overlap at the local (municipally funded stadiums) state (your state’s highest paid public employee is probably a coach) and national (NLRB rulings on NCAA labor laws or lack thereof) levels! Tack on that sports figures frequently make political statements (or even run for office!)…

You get one free shot at punching any living person in the face with absolutely no repercussions. Who you got?