I was watching the game with a Bills fan friend of mine for moral support and he was pretty drunk (A drunken Bills fan? No way!) and after the disastrous 4th and 1 sequence he googled, found, and was somehow connected to the Bills front office, and they actually answered (during a game!). He spent several minutes on…

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Right?!

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

Your TV lied.

Further complicating matters, in the NFL a blocked PAT or failed 2 point due to a turnover was immediately blown dead until the 2015 season, when they finally allowed defenses to try to score as well.

A&M fan?

They’re a comedy troupe that had some success a few years ago. “The Whitest Kids U’ Know.” Strangely relevant name.

Relevant username.

And now we find out who likes to comment about things they know nothing about and are too lazy to Google. This is a good and smart comment.

Mindlessly supporting your government through a contrived, choreographed show of loyalty to the state is a pretty fucked up thing to begin with. It’s almost as bad as if we made kids recite a daily oath to do the same.

Okay.

You think I made the other three posts? You flatter me, I'm not nearly that ambitious.

At the risk of explaining the joke, the station’s fucking name is KARE. His post was a clever play on this. It has nothing to do with the Vikings, but they do suck.

Didn’t read the original post very karefully, did you?

I think they did a great job.

The people at Hellmann’s are pushing the use of mayonnaise in place of butter to make a grilled cheese sandwich. These people are insane, right?

So I live to be 200, okay, when do I get to retire? 160? I’m not working for 160 years. That is insane. I would literally rather die.

In a plot twist, Peter Thiel buys Gawker media. What do you do?