My father told me the first car he bought new was a Dodge Dart, back in 1965. He loved that car and I vaguely remember it before it succumbed to the salt of our Wisconsin winters. Years and years later, the domestic auto industry was struggling and there was a new Dodge Dart being introduced. I had just purchased my…

I seriously thought the guy in the hat out sprinted the car until I saw he was holding the flag.  Disappointed...the picture was better my way.

My wife corrects my french all the time. She says things like “you’re saying “eh”, when you should say “eh”.  So I just say “eh”.

It’s pronounced “Pew-gut”

I love race cars with mismatched wheels.  I can’t explain it, and my therapist has no idea either.

There were things on the list I could Checkov, but I was Russian to work.

I tried driving a Lada, but I didn’t get far. It kept Stalin.

I’m trying to figure out what fake wood paneling on an electric car would look like.

I’m generally reviled for my humor, so I appreciate this

But if you bought one you could call the key your “electric Macan opener”

Good Jalop.  Keep it coming...

I remember the days when driving a Kia meant you have bad credit, so I’ve always ruled them out. But dammit Kia, I’m starting to love your cars. You’re out-cooling the cool kids.

a SHËLBY

Why do people do this? It’s not like the car in front is shooting flames from the tail pipe.

I was eating a bagel and at the next table over was Steve Buscemi. I’m a fan. I continued eating my bagel and never spoke a word to him because I’d rather not be remembered at all than to be remembered for bothering this guy during breakfast.

Japan uses the metric calendar

They’d never had someone buy an Avalon who was younger than 70

I lost my job at the calendar factory after I took a couple of days off.

Maybe David Tracy can get it running again?