Closer to a VW CC maybe?

Here’s my impression of a Harley rider before the invention of the motorcycle:

Infinity FX35. Youuuuge, comfy, and speedy. And if you don’t mind high numbers staring at you from the odometer, still within your price range.

Probably for the best.  If I could have kept all the cool cars that crossed my path I’d be a millionaire, but to have kept them I would have had to spend that million to keep them running.

I had the 2wd coupe, and the engine/transmission/chassis were indestructible.  But the parts that fill in the gaps between those three were not.  My dashboard was held in place by gravity.

I want to know more

Good news, apparently Nikola Tesla didn’t have a middle name, so it’s just between these two companies.

I was never really interested in the “next-gen” Beetle. I’m holding out for the “next-gen” Thing.

I remember in Jr High the science teacher told us the skeleton in the classroom was real, and he explained the real ones come from India. His take was they probably fished a body out of a river or something, but nobody knew for sure.

I hear the seat smells like crayons

I feel like you might have peed your storm trooper costume

I kind of miss the days when I could lock up the wheels. I learned that the sound of tires locking up was far more effective than the sound of the horn.

A kid at my daughter’s high school has a Cobra II.  God, I hate being jealous of a high school kid.

your neighbors hate you

I’ve always loved Rally because other forms of motorsport just aren’t “James Bond” enough.

My parents let me in the car ONCE with my grandpa. After he stopped on a two-lane highway to back up to see what kind of dead animal that was, they never again let me get in the car with him. (BTW, it was a raccoon)

Had I done “five more” I wouldn’t have found this article during work.

Bicycles are also mid-engined

When I discovered this on my car I was over the friggin moon!  It’s the first thing I show my dorky friends.

Well, my 73 VW Type III fastback didn’t have much of a defogger. I had the bright idea to fix the situation by removing the fan from a hair dryer, cutting a hole in the top of the dashboard, jamming it into the hole and wiring it in to something. The obvious answer (at the time) was the little dashboard spot light…