My old Mach I had one of these horns (yes, it was a ‘69 rim blow). Visualize this: heavy front end with no power steering. Add in under inflated front tires, and now try to parallel park without making a scene.  

My first car was a ‘73 Type III fastback, and of course I had this washer setup. I think my spare had a slow leak, or maybe the valve or tubing had dry rotted, but for whatever reason the only time I could ever use the washer was when I’d just topped off the air in the spare. Ultimately, after giving up on the squirt…

So...turn signals?  I don’t understand.

I opened a time capsule from 1993, my closet.  One of these days my wife is going to make me throw these t-shirts away.

Dang it!  I came here looking for something lame to waste five minutes, not a half-hour of magic like this!

It’s weird, I love seeing these cars individually, but seeing them all over the place in these pictures, with the trash and general blight, it made me very slightly nauseous.  I think it’s because I’ve survived this era that I don’t want to relive it. 

This made me laugh out loud.

I always thought the best anti-theft device would be to drape some dingy underpants over the steering wheel. Thread-bare, grey, once-tighty whities.  I told an old girlfriend this theory once, and she asked if I thought it would work with women’s underpants too.  “uh...no.  Quite the opposite”.

I went through a phase of finding the perfect car...on paper. I did all the research, figured out the right balance between size, economy, price and safety. Got the car and fucking hated driving it. So I got rid of it and I went through the process again, and hated it again. Finally I got a car that I love...and I…

This totally made my day, thanks for posting it.  I now know there’s a dirt road in Colorado that’s not four-inch washboards.

Brilliant! I believe you’re correct

The best use of heated seats is to secretly turn the passenger’s on when you’re driving with an in-law.  Never stops being funny.

Funny you say that, we just got an older Acura MDX for our daughter to drive. I was thumbing through the manual when it explained that the driver’s seat has a heated back, but not the passenger’s seat because it interferes with the side airbag. Not sure how it doesn’t interfere on the driver’s, but this was the…

I’ve owned a bunch of cars with heated seats, and yeah, they’re nice but certainly not magical. I’ve never owned a car with a heated steering wheel but I’ve dreamed about how wonderful it would be.

If part of your job description is wipe the grease off your hands so you can take a picture every few minutes, you don’t make enough money.  

“VinFast Lux”. My second favorite car name after “Wagon Queen Family Truckster”

The weirdest thing for me when I became a vegetarian is I didn’t miss meat at all, and I began to crave the very foods I was eating. I thought for sure I’d miss bacon, but suddenly the smell of bacon became just another smell. There is so much delicious food out there that meat is superfluous.

Right in front?

I’ve told many people that it was my idea to put the word “Thanks” on the flap of the trashcan at fast food restaurants. Nobody yet has proved me wrong.

CUV’s...I feel like I should hate them, but I don’t and here’s why: My GTI is perfect for my needs most of the time. But I have a rear hitch for my bike rack that will occasionally hit over a speed bump, so I gotta slow waaaaay down and hit them diagonally (this includes pulling into my own driveway). And then there…