cops? donuts? Huh...I got nothing.

There doesn’t appear to be a single drop of pee floating around that cockpit. This man is a professional.

If I had 1.6 million I would have totally thought of doing this. I like this guy, integrity is rare.

Like my mom used to say when I said I wanted the expensive candy, “It doesn’t matter, these are for other people”

I’m pretty much 100% in Subaru’s target demographic. Young, active, live in Colorado, blah, blah. We’ve had three so far and compared to my VW they’re a chore to drive. I have high hopes for this Alltrak, but am holding out hope for a turbo hybrid Crosstrek with a six-speed just in case.

Is that one of those auto-start buttons? On the transmission tunnel? Oh, wait...Saab.

Something we should all strive for

The grille looks nice, way better than that one they used to ruin the CC. Overall, I’d give it a “B”. Maybe I’m biased though, because even though I’m the correct Subie demographic, in the target location (Colorado) AND our local dealer sells ‘em cheap, none of the three my wife has owned ever felt good. They feel…

XR4Ti is the SECOND thing that came to mind after “Edsel”

The light came on in my ‘12 GTI just as I left for a place about 10 miles away. I parked on a steep uphill (another car parked close behind me) and I couldn’t get it started again. :|

I always thought it was Gran Turismo Injection (or iniezione) myself, until a very credible source (someone on the internet if I recall correctly) said in the case of VW it is Grand Touring International. I hope that’s not true...nothing says “Grand Touring International” like the phrase “Gran Turismo Iniezione”

An 87 Jetta nearly drove me to bankruptcy when every single piece of it failed on the same day. I’d be tempted to buy this just to show 1987 who the fuck is boss.

Can I infer by what you’re saying that the Golf IS a Rabbit?

Why would VW stop making camper vans if people are willing to fork over that kind of money for one that was a piece of junk new?

I was hoping to drive a friend’s ST but it’s been in the shop waiting for a part for 3 of the 4 weeks he’s owned it.

On paper this was the perfect car for me. In reality the bad transmission and whatever suspension component that sounded like a bad strut but absolutely wasn’t meant it was replaced in a year. I so desperately want to call this NP but I can’t.

Nobody is drafting because of spray of urine

Really this is merely justification to upgrade your shop-vac

I’m just happy to know I’m not the only door handle aficionado out there.

I test drove one too...for some strange reason I loved these cars. Up until I drove one, that is. The shift lever hit the passenger seat, the engine smoked and it died on the test drive. I’m sure it was just the soap from washing the engine that made it smoke, and it probably just ran out of gas. Back then it took a…