Right?  They’ve made three of my movies already.

“The Left wants to kill the Christian God and replace Him with sharia law and also make everyone trans and rape everyone’s children!”

Dude/tte, Netflix released the 365 Days films. Like the argument that Netflix releases films that only match some Far Left agenda is preposterous as they put out films they think will maintain their membership.

All Things Considered is totally different.

Netflix released a movie *this year* about a liberal woman who marries a conservative soldier man for the health insurance and then learns that being his loving wife is her destiny after all. It’s called Purple Hearts.

Netflix isn’t the far-left commune Kevin Sorbo believes it to be.

His name is KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK, sir. 

Just remembered this gem:

“She’s a global treasure and she’s not even ours!”

it doesn’t have to be a brief moment, because you *are* superior to Kevin Sorbo.

I mean clearly you don’t know about the secret communist anarchist rich Hollywood elite secret Muslim trans gay pedophile Jewish sex cultist lizard people who rule the world

I will never fully understand the brain worms that this kind of conservative has. He’s clearly trying to make some point about how “far Left” radical positions are embraced in Hollywood, as well as stories about ethnic diversity and about marginalized sexualities.

I get Oscar screeners secondhand through a friend (shhh, don’t tell the academy), and your comment made me, for the briefest of moments, feel smugly superior to Kevin Sorbo. 

“They asked me to play a pedophile terrorist”

I’ve seen Andromeda, he wasn’t even that good of a pedophile terrorist on that show.

So wait, I don’t get it. Does he mean he’d play a terrorist who also happens to be a pedophile, or a terrorist who targets pedophiles with their terrorism? Because there’s kind of a Dexter vibe happening with the latter option. Wouldn't get him an Oscar, but a series on Showtime is pretty big. 

[...] if I played a radical Islamic pedophile terrorist in a movie, I’d get nominated for an Academy Award.

Hot take: Let Seth McFarlane direct it. He’s a sci fi geek and has a great love for Star Trek, so why not?

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