I like to think of John Wick as the alternate Matrix reality where Neo took the blue pill.

Maybe John Wick 4 and Matrix 4 are actually the same movie!!

The “Be Excellent To Each Other” Double Feature.

The Matrix 4 will open the same day as John Wick 4

One of my favorite movies, much like Top Secret and Airplane would never, ever in a million years be made today.

Harley Quinn’s taxidermied beaver

They might need to call it WOLVERINE: GAMMA WAR or something like that, but if they can feature him as prominently in a THOR movie, it shouldn't be an issue.

One of the writers of the episode made it pretty clear it was the intent in an interview.

It’s in the mirror?

It’s nice to see Dark Knight’s Batcycle getting work.

I would watch a Club Dread sequel that was a murderous Fantasy Island. In fact, now I want to watch that.

And I have a 6-year old daughter, which is presumably why I’m seeing endless Barbie advertisements. But still.

I wish it was from “The Guy Who Brought You Club Dread”

I animated the BABY YODA concept art because I have no life.... (but what little life I have, I want to devote to raising an adorable baby yoda muppet...)

“I hear those things are awfully small.”

I have nipples Greg. Can you get blue milk from me?

There are many wonderful Finns. Olli Maatta. Esa Tikannen. Teemu Selanne. Saku Koivu. The Other Koivu. Jarri Kurri. All with wonderful names that I’m probably spelling wrong.

I haven’t seen a team member fuck over their own team that bad since Gawker’s mobile web designer.