Still dope AF

At least two of the kids with that damn Starter jacket stuck around. 

Fixed! 

It’s going to get lost in the rest of Trump’s mistakes, but maybe they really were sending their best.

Relax the horses were fine. It's Oklahoma not Santa Ana.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

My best guess is that we will stop hearing my take shortly before we stop hearing your response.

That ship sailed with Sandy Hook. 

Because they’re the kind of person stupid enough to total their Ferrari in a single car accident at 3 am? 

I just want to know where the guy in the leopard-print tracksuit bought it, and if they’re stocked in my size.

What’s worse is watching American Jews justify it. The narrative that everything Israel does seems to be permissible in the name of its survival is preposterous, but is the one embraced.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

he only did it because adam lowry’s stupid mom forgot to bring the orange slices....AGAIN

For some reason, this reminded me of the Sopranos episode where Paulie and Christopher are stuck in a van, freezing, somewhere in the middle of nowhere in the snow. They find old mustard/ketchup packets and end up eating them just to stay alive.

Matthews and a few of his buddies left his condo complex around 11 p.m. on the evening of May 25, 2019.

A Toronto Maple Leaf making an ass out of himself? A team tradition since 1967.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

What are the benefits associated with being in one of these bands?

That’s not how you spell Chiefs

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.