...what theater did you go to where that was a problem?

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Vin Diesel I understand, but you think the jabroni beating, pie eating, trailblazing, eye brow raising most electrifying man in all of entertainment is “generically uninteresting”?

little defensive but okay. good for you i guess?

little defensive but okay. good for you i guess?

lmao your writing is still terrible. Your pulitzer winning material at the Times includes ‘What to do with all those tote bags’ and ‘how to keep your kids’ art from cluttering your home.’

lmao your writing is still terrible. Your pulitzer winning material at the Times includes ‘What to do with all those…

Makes you sound like human cancer when you attack a person complimenting you. Wow you’re such a big deal dropping those names. People who really are, don’t have to drop names. Phony.

Makes you sound like human cancer when you attack a person complimenting you. Wow you’re such a big deal dropping…

Regardless of wherever else you write, Kinja is absolute trash. Filled with writers who defend themselves from criticism by calling themselves “bloggers” then write rage pieces when companies don’t treat them as “journalists”. Writers who are defended by the upper echelons when they write things like “It’s the most…

Regardless of wherever else you write, Kinja is absolute trash. Filled with writers who defend themselves from…

Kinda seems like they were trying to compliment you? Ah well

Kinda seems like they were trying to compliment you? Ah well

It’s 2020. This is america. The world is much much worse than any movie in theaters. You’ll be fine.

probably not anymore R-rated than the way your kids and their friends talk to each other at school.

It just doesn’t work without Jon Voight and Ice Cube giving it 110% every time they’re on camera.

Still not worth it. The only good thing that CWII managed to do was make the first Civil War look logical by comparison. 

Dude, I hope that was a breakaway top curb because if he forgot to turn his head he could have otherwise been decapitated.

The top was DEFINITELY breakaway... right?

Nah. I’d like to see someone ask him if he’s going to pull the US out of the Sokovia Accords as part of his America First policy!

Now if only he could be defended by...

I still don’t understand why force ghost Anakin didn’t just tell his grandson to stop being a dipshit in his name.

Someone like Michael Jai White?