Matthews and a few of his buddies left his condo complex around 11 p.m. on the evening of May 25, 2019.

A Toronto Maple Leaf making an ass out of himself? A team tradition since 1967.

This is the worst episode of Ballers ever. 

What are the benefits associated with being in one of these bands?

Dude, Pontiac hasn’t made the GTFO in years...

That’s not how you spell Chiefs

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

...and requests made to someone named “Eric B” to “look up her background history see how broke this girl is.”

Trump was even worse somehow. He used charity money to buy the painting.

Buying a painting of yourself at an auction and then never paying for it is a straight-up Trump move.

I've typed out like 6 different jokes but I can't bring myself to post any. This shit isn't funny. This fucker shouldn't be playing in the NFL right now making millions of dollars. He should be in jail or therapy or both. Fuck this guy.

I’d suggest they just burn East Lansing to the ground, but the students will do that the next time they beat Eastern Michigan.

Miami comes to Pittsburgh end of October, you should get tickets 

Throw in an immovable right elbow and I’d say somebody should corner the market on singles and sell to him at a markup.

Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

I’ve got asthma that wasn’t diagnosed until I was an adult, I can’t imagine trying to push myself through it for sports like this.  Also, if it’s too hot to practice outside, why are a bunch of 15 year olds practicing at all?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

Time to find a new wife,some things are non nonnegotiable,Weird Al being top of list

Barkevious Mingo will always be my favorite Star Wars character.