how many times has Ovechkin, parked in the left circle, yelled at him “bitch, set me up?”

Money was exchanged.

The police after having spotted a black man with a car.

*Fuck da police

I like how everyone just pretends “false positive” doesn’t mean “lying cop.”

Those cops are pieces of shit. Who the fuck looks on the hood of a car and thinks “that must be cocaine”? Not bird shit or anything else , but coke?

putting the fire out when it’s safe to do so is their job, with the car still running their attempts could put them at risk. no point risking human lives for a car.

Field tests are insanely unreliable when it comes to false positives, and there’s a good reason for this - cops don’t care about false positives AT ALL, all they care about are false negatives, because a false positive lets them arrest and charge you, then when it turns out the test was wrong, they let you go no harm…

Fuck the police

Reporting officers field tested the white powder substance on the hood with a cocaine kit and it did test positive with two kits in two different places of the hood of the car.

Zlatan does not kick the ball. The ball fulfils their shared destiny.

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

As a child, chicken pox got vaccinated against Zlatan.

Fuck these racist fucks. They never would have said “oh this Italian is throwing games because of the mob” or “this Russian is losing because Putin told him to” but Latinx people are easy targets so they go there. 

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

They’d conquer the Chicano market forever if they called themselves the Los Angeles Smiths. Imagine a man in a foam rubber Morrissey costume with a foam rubber pompadour as a mascot! Their logo could be a clutch of gladiolas, or a hearing aid, or a bicycle with a flat tire! The opening chord of "I Started Something I…

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Man, Austin Powers really let himself go...

Not that I don't love my life, but I can't imagine how much easier it would be if I was rich and white