‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

And Erdrogan is a banana-republic dictator compared to Putin. 

The guy with the locker next to Panarin should probably invest in a Geiger counter.

I would love to defend my fellow Columbus residing OSU fans but we’re still mad this guy likes Big City Life more than Cows and Meth Fridays at the arena.

I lived in Columbus, which isn’t even in the top 10 American cities . . . .

Definitely taking him in my death pool for next year.

How many penalty minutes do you get for poisoning your opponent with polonium?

Panarin ~was~ the highest profile Russian athlete to criticize Putin.

Boy, when someone asked him years ago what he’d give to play in the NFL, I bet he never thought it would be his left one instead.

Please wear a seatbelt, and make sure all of your passengers do, too. And if you ride a motorcycle, wear a helmet. 

I come here every day to read funny and insightful comments, so I guess we’re both pretty disappointed.

I bet he stole cheap beer, too. Barefoot Bengals Man doesn’t steal any of that craft beer nonsense, he steals fuckin’ Natty Ice.

What’s worse is that there’s probably a perfectly lovely girl he knows who’d put up with his shit and love him, except he thinks he can do better.

Look, the sex doll having a mouth and a lower slot is probably all he needs to be content.

I’m sure the ball will have a place of honor in his mom’s basement.

I wonder what his girlfriend think about all th.... hahahahahaha, sorry couldn’t make it to the end.

What’s the difference between guys swapping jersey numbers vs someone being traded to/acquired by another team as far as Nike is concerned? Should free agency and trade deadlines be based on Nike’s needs too?

“There’s even been at least one case of a player having someone sneak a phone in and tape it to the underside of a toilet’s tank to hide it.”

“I gave him a lot of stuff.”