My daughter and I play all the time and she’s developed this strategy of focusing on that side of the board. I can’t wait to show this to her. She’s seven. We’re dorks.

Little known fact is he is always intoxicated

All signs certainly point to it, naturally bigger fighter with an iron chin, great cardio, better jujitsu and a reach advantage. CMcG out boxed him for a round and a half and all it got him was gassed out and vulnerable to Diaz’s punches. He can’t hang with Diaz. This fight is incredibly dumb for the UFC. That said I…

“slobberknocker”*

Mcgregor’s mystique is GONE. He’s just another dude in a long line of dudes. Diaz is all up into his his head and playing with the kids.

I am rooting for Diaz to fuck McGregor up.

I followed a CHP officer all the way from downtown to LAX during rushhour on a Friday. I felt like the President getting an office escort. We all shared waves when we departed. CHP is an ok guy most of the time.

Plus they (CHP) really like to do it too.

I so hope you are right. I want this to be great.

Brady needs to be careful about hand injuries, since scissors could cause a serious injury like a cut tendon or the exposure of one’s Lizard Person core.

It will be exceedingly hard to prove that he actually sliced his thumb, considering Brady threw away his thumb after the incident, which he claims he normally does every few months.

Was he trying to clean his cleat, or deflate it?

Poor guy. Now he may have to suffer the indignity of the cone for a couple of weeks so he doesn’t chew off the bandage.

Or get the CarMax warranty if you do.

An oil change at Jiffy Lube would be amazing.

This seems excessive. A bolt is a bolt. It might have some special procedures for certain repairs, but this is more about maintaining exclusivity than about “only this guy is capable of torquing this bolt to 125 ft-lbs.”

Fun Fact: Nestor Carbonell played Batmanuel in The Tick and the mayor in the Dark Knight movies.

The Evil Bomber What Bombs at Midnight is one of my favorite things ever. My wife and I still do his voice and end sentences with “baby” because of him.

I will now go outside and perform a 21 WOO salute.

Screw Monopoly, what's the best way to win at Life?