Zlatan does not kick the ball. The ball fulfils their shared destiny.

While Jim Breuer’s impression of a Latino is questionable at best, he kind of nails his impression of a probably alcoholic, washed up C-list celebrity.

As a child, chicken pox got vaccinated against Zlatan.

Fuck these racist fucks. They never would have said “oh this Italian is throwing games because of the mob” or “this Russian is losing because Putin told him to” but Latinx people are easy targets so they go there. 

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

They’d conquer the Chicano market forever if they called themselves the Los Angeles Smiths. Imagine a man in a foam rubber Morrissey costume with a foam rubber pompadour as a mascot! Their logo could be a clutch of gladiolas, or a hearing aid, or a bicycle with a flat tire! The opening chord of "I Started Something I…

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Man, Austin Powers really let himself go...

Not that I don't love my life, but I can't imagine how much easier it would be if I was rich and white

So we have a problem with this but not Ariana Grande using a mass shooting and sad events in general to promote her career?

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‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

And Erdrogan is a banana-republic dictator compared to Putin. 

The guy with the locker next to Panarin should probably invest in a Geiger counter.

I would love to defend my fellow Columbus residing OSU fans but we’re still mad this guy likes Big City Life more than Cows and Meth Fridays at the arena.

I lived in Columbus, which isn’t even in the top 10 American cities . . . .

Definitely taking him in my death pool for next year.

How many penalty minutes do you get for poisoning your opponent with polonium?

Panarin ~was~ the highest profile Russian athlete to criticize Putin.

Electro-punk dance party!!!