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I’m more than just a vagina too, yet that’s all the politicians care about.

i’m starting to feel as though we have nothing in common with our newly elected mandarin husk.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Ah, but you forget, Obama was on Twitter every day bashing his critics, attacking war heroes, civil rights legends, the disabled, and gold star parents while critiquing women based on their looks and hinting that they had secretly done porn.

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss!

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

The bar could not have been lower. He’s getting praise for a press conference in which he:

Props for use of the term “quisling.” Also, for not being a stooge like some of these so-called journalists.

It’s not treason, it’s Alternative Loyalty.

In a statement delivered on Sunday night, White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders told the WSJ, “We have absolutely no knowledge of any investigation or even a basis for such an investigation.”

It’s a painful juxtaposition, seeing the stars honoring dead Americans whose names and deeds must remain anonymous as the backdrop to a President who won’t stop talking about himself.

I mean, even if he got 1.5 million people out there, that’s still only half of the “illegal voters” in California that Clinton got to get her the popular vote.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

And then some other schmuck will steal your idea, sue you out of your patent, open a stick-nailing factory in China, and sell nailed sticks back to you at huge mark-up. This is America 2.1, where everyone has an iPhone, no one has a job, and Apple needs new 3D-printed warehouses to store its (untaxed) cash reserves

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

We’ve got a band of about 80 Jezzie’s meeting up to march together so hit me up if you want to find us! The amazing Poodletime has made us some Jezebel sashes (not 80, she’s amazing but not a Disney mouse). Details should be final Friday afternoon so I can send them to the tips account.

“a Catholic law student and self-described feminist”

You have to agree there’s some extra irony in Trump spending the next four years (or less) trying to convince people he’s the legitimate president after he spent nearly eight trying to convince everyone Obama was a Kenyan Muslim sleeper agent.

I hear that in the case of a illegitimate president, the electorate has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

My jewelry definitely says “She can’t be trusted with expensive shit so these studs are from H&M, babies.”