i’m trying to buy a house right now.

It’s Deadspin peeing in the pot plants that’s really annoying.

Nice welcome to the family. Don’t mind Kotaku humping your leg; it does that to everyone.

I borrowed a V5 at a temp job, and when it was over I was honestly more sad to give the pen back than I was to leave the job. They are that awesome!

There is room for both!!

Say Yes To The Dress? More like Say No To The O, amirite????

WHAT?!!

I’m glad you showed a real tankini and not those BS ones that left two inches of space for all of one’s fat to fall out, thus entirely defeating the purpose. They also made it possible to easily go to the bathroom while wearing a swimsuit.

Those of us who don’t feel comfortable enough for a bikini but have weird proportions that make any other kind of bathing suit nearly impossible will be forever grateful for the invention of the tankini. You can pry my Land’s End bra-size tankini tops from my cold, dead hands.

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

If these people... tell this story... to their children as they sleep...

I found this commentary useful.

If that makes him a magician, then Mick Jagger is a goddamn warlock.

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

Waiting for Google?

This article would probably be more effective without the grammatical error in the first paragraph.

Yeah he should just set up a chromecast on the HDMI tv they have there in the chambers and connect it to the wifi. Then he should log into that wifi with a smartphone and hope that the devices on the network are allowed to see each other.

First they came for the guns and I said nothing because I don’t carry in public.

Being big and loud REALLY pisses them off. They just hate it when we take up more space than they deem necessary.

But the publishers were inspired by God himself when they chose the helvetica font. Divinely inspired.