Say Yes To The Dress? More like Say No To The O, amirite????

WHAT?!!

I’m glad you showed a real tankini and not those BS ones that left two inches of space for all of one’s fat to fall out, thus entirely defeating the purpose. They also made it possible to easily go to the bathroom while wearing a swimsuit.

Those of us who don’t feel comfortable enough for a bikini but have weird proportions that make any other kind of bathing suit nearly impossible will be forever grateful for the invention of the tankini. You can pry my Land’s End bra-size tankini tops from my cold, dead hands.

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

If these people... tell this story... to their children as they sleep...

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If that makes him a magician, then Mick Jagger is a goddamn warlock.

It would be poetic justice if he starts building the fucken wall, asks Mexico for payment, then Mexico says “We don’t need to pay you; you got paid in so much publicity, believe me. You made so much!” the way Trump talks to his creditors.

This article would probably be more effective without the grammatical error in the first paragraph.

Being big and loud REALLY pisses them off. They just hate it when we take up more space than they deem necessary.

But the publishers were inspired by God himself when they chose the helvetica font. Divinely inspired.

Same age as you. I went through a brief period of sadness over losing the automatic attention given to younger women. Then, I noticed that I was not invisible to all people, only to those who use others to fulfill selfish needs. I was invisible to men with poor self-esteen, men who only wanted to get laid, women who…

Also, I recommend getting older :)

We really should start spreading rumors in China about the healing properties of Republicans.

Kate Beckinsale also did Emma better.

As a white person, my main culture is working my ass off, feeding my family and sitting around watching Real Housewives until my husband begs for sex.

Cheers, Zsa Zsa.

Regardless of your grammar, I am sorry for your loss.

If something can, it’s probably in Australia.