You never bring it to the 3rd party—that thot never made you a vow. You get the SPOUSE that did.

I worked with someone whose rule of thumb was that she didn’t eat anything that had a family. Another co-worker asked her about baby carrots and she pretty much crumpled.

He always manages to make it about him—not about the amazing things these people have been able to achieve but about how it makes him uncomfortable. Astonishingly consistent.

Pretty sure that they were going to be smug either way....

As an ex-English teacher, the proof that bad grammar equals bad people just warms my heart.

That last sentence should be posted in 140 pt type everywhere possible.

I have come to the conclusion that, while you can’t trust everyone who CAN spell, you can’t trust anyone who can’t.

It can also be a sign of dementia, fyi.....My mother frequently referred to herself in the 3rd person, asking “what is happening to her?” (meaning herself) and the like.

I feel better. That makes me think a large..evacuation...may be in her future.

Yup, pretty much assholes all the way up.

and when Boujee has rainbow-colored poop tomorrow, we will all know why

OK, I am an old, but...are those women really college students? Damn.

Rude Negro, once again I salute you. And star you.

Looks like 78 to me, out by Scotch Plains?

Burneko, I somehow never envisioned you as the Brawny Towel guy type.

Would have to be in the Panhandle. Do people still call it that anymore? I left Florida before 95 was built south, so it has been A WHILE.

Kept my last name as well. So did my 3 sisters. I am 60 yo and NONE of my friends changed their names when they got married.

Yes, well....Philadelphia. They only do that for people they REALLY like.

Mr. Bug says I am trying to compensate by having greyhounds, which he thinks LOOK like horses. I think they look more like deer.

Well, that Cruz/Nixon argument—first, at least, you DO have to agree with someone’s stance on the issues before evaluating his/her experience. I would DEFINITELY vote for Nixon because Cruz has to look up to see pond scum.