If you’re respectful to her while she’s doing it, she’ll do the best she can to make it good.

I like matching nail polish to shoes, especially when it’s a bright color and the only instances of that color you’re wearing. Like, dark jeans, black top, grey jacket, neutral makeup, turquoise shoes and nails.

Easy solution - do not put pebbles in your vag.

I’m really scared to be leaving this responsibility in MTV’s hands to be honest.

I’m reading this as something that’s geared towards white teenagers, and I’m *really* hoping that this takes the discomfort and flips it. Like, you’ll have viewers nodding along going “Yeah! I feel that way too! It’s reverse racism!” and all of a sudden they’ll be confronted with.. you know, reality.

I scrolled past this article on Facebook and then scrolled right the fuck back up, because gotdamn.

I see. Allow me to shamefully exit this train of thought, then. But know your genetics impress the masses.

boxer briefs or gtfo

The response I have formulated after 9+ years of being asked when we are going to “give” our daughter a sibling: “After three miscarriages it became apparent that my uterus is for decorative purposes only. But thanks for reminding me about the most painful and heart-wrenching experience I’ve ever had while also…

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Finally, in a whoosh of tulle, a middle-aged bingo-playing geisha appeared by the slot machines, determined to make this fourth marriage work.

It is no surprise that skin has many colors. A person who shows up unable to accommodate human skin is neither an “artist”, nor a “professional”.

Ashton Kutcher in a Bentley. He takes pictures of random people with a Nikon camera and almost gets beaten up by some woman’s SO. I hear it is quite the show, but really very 10 years ago.

Worried ... Or that your male partners would be intimidated by your vibrator usage?

how does it feel to be the wrongest person alive

I...don’t see the problem with her comment. It’s perfectly clear, in context, that she’s saying that everyone has a moral right to express their sexuality, not that it’s easy to do so for everyone.

To be fair, Hammon is 5’6”, which doesn’t make her petite for a woman. It’s just that those dudes are 6’11”.

It most certainly does not look like she’s asking for anything, other than perhaps his attention.