fuck, just imagine the damage done had THAT joke leaked. Skinny Pete gotta protect his intellectual property don’t he

That Grimes write-up is 50% obvious cluelessness about her career leading up to Art Angels and 50% about her boyfriend. Quality stuff.

They’re both from Tottenham? I guess that...spurred them to be together.

I’m not convoluting this at all when I tell all three LWs to literally and figuratively:

he screams at her until she cries. she doesn't owe him shit.

You sound fun.

So basically, she created a meme that’s now just catching on and she’s big mad about it. I’m not saying black women don’t often get the shaft end of this but what she invented was a meme ffs, not an actual tangible product or even a culturally unique thing like a dance or catch-phrase or something like that.

Goddamn,…

Lucky there were abortions for which to pay.

“dad, I know you meant to say “titties”, those asteriks do nothing”

I don’t think that they realize how being the “first love” is nice, but ultimately dooms them to being a starter brand aimed at teenagers. VS is probably a lot of people’s first loves- their first glimpses as a kid of what being a sexy, grown woman might look like, their first sneaky thong bought with pocket money and…

Being at Coachella at all is like having 10,000 lemons thrown at your face.

Gay dude here. I was OBSESSED with this guy at the gym in college. Gorgeous, blonde, and drove around with a geriatric golden retriever in the back of his pickup truck. Legit snack. One day he saw me stretching (I begged my mother to let me take gymnastics and dance classes and wear lycra as a child—ahem—shoutout to…

Why the fuck does anybody have kids? It seems like the *best* parts of parenting are sheer drudgery, and the baseline is terror, exhaustion, misery, and self-loathing.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

I think maybe you need to take a step back and really look at how you’re talking about this in regards to what it is. You’re saying he should have opened a ramen shop instead of doing what he has has been accused of which is drugging women. The fan talk-comparing them, talking about rivalries, throwing in talk about…

There’s only one doggo in my heart though.

Jezebel-writers, stop fucking publishing stuff that makes her dad money and invades her privacy, like publishing her private correspondence specifically asking him to stop selling any scrap, true or untrue, for money to the press.

I honestly don’t get this article. If the point was to talk about POC experiencing a unique kind of body shaming because of body hair then yeah sure, write that article, but her point seems to be that white women do not have much body hair at all and so therefore can never understand the body shaming of POC with body…

This is ignorant. You honestly think everyone who is white only has small wisps of hair? Or that there is no negative social repercussions for having said hair? The fuck?

It mentions she’s not religious...something tells me that plenty of people have uttered the words, “If I die, I die” without any sort of exposure to the Bible. People come up with the same catch phrases independently all the time...it’s the nature of language.