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I’ve gone through a period of being moderately obsessed with the VS Show and the angels (circa Candice in the fantasy bra) and spent a good amount of time on the website before there were brick-and-mortar stores in the UK. If you actually look, the models’ chests are all photoshopped. Adriana Lima would go from having…

So we’ve moved on from cheese plants now then?

I remember being told this a while ago so I donated a whole load of bras to a women’s shelter hoping that they would be passed on to women living there. I received a letter thanking me for the donation and telling me that they’d been put in to stock to sell. I was pretty disappointed about tbh, I was sure they’d have…

Take your damn star.

I had a similar thought. But it’s probably one of seven dining rooms that they have.

Ah! Fuck!

Wait. What? What did I miss about Fassbender??

It looks similar to:

This comment killed me a damn dead. A star for you, good sir.

The tantrums when she ignored him weren’t enough of a reason to dissuade her from doing that? Ignoring someone seems like a half way point between calling the police and politely asking. It’s not as clear but it could be seen as somewhat of a litmus test for how he might respond. So no, it’s not shitty. People are not…

How did I know this would be a piece by Kara before even clicking on the headline?

So we’re taking him seriously as a designer now? Persistence is key?

Nah. On both Virgin Atlantic and Emirates flights the seats recline back far enough to impact the angle of the screen on the seat and the clarity of the image as well as how much tray space I have. People who recline the full amount can go fuck themselves.

This reminds me of a Buzzfeed listicle about the experience of being a ‘picky eater’ and good lord, I have never read as much vitriol in the comments section of any article as I read there being directed towards picky eaters. They are seemingly a universally despised group.

T_T thank you *sniffle*

Pretty sure given that she now appears to have very long dreads essentially over night, we can be quite confident that they are extensions/a wig. Really doesn’t detract from them though because, as usual, she looks spectacular.

What even is this article?

No. No we are not ok. We are in mourning. Send casserole (or some other food that Mary Berry would delicately and diplomatically describe as ‘informal’)

Both Michele’s speech and this special edition of shade court were outstanding. I'm going to miss the Obamas.