Yaaaaaaasssssssss ^_^

Nah, I’d haul their ass to the police station not out of love but sheer disgust and a desire for them to no longer be in my presence. You might be able to to tell that I don’t have children.

two of the teenagers, aged 14 and 15, were turned in to the police by their parents

I love you for writing this. Thank you!

OMG THAT’S IT!!! Man, I’ve been trying to place that for ages. Thank you! She really looks like a young version of older Fergie and they are both stunningly beautiful.

That. Was. Outstanding.

YAAASSSSSSS*

I think I’m just having a (semi-)lucky kinja day. Kinja has signed me out on my phone platform and won’t let me sign back in. If I ever do learn the secret though, I will let you know.

I would be inclined to feel the same but if they come with a lid, unless the lid is particularly decorative, it looks a bit...meh. But if the candle doesn’t have a lid the wax gets all dusty after a while and looks gross. I’ve resolved to just not buy expensive candles and have instead found that the bad of Lush…

well I starred you for the effort ^_^

ha! I know them pet-owning feels. My puppy is currently curled up in a fluffy, pink-faced ball, sleeping on the other sofa away from me right now. It’s taking everything not to go and smush* his face.

I try not to. In all seriousness, I actually try not to.

OMG THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY!

hahaha I do that all the time. And he usually either headbutts me or licks me.

OMG THEY CAN TOTALLY BE BF/GF!! SHE’S GORGEOUS!

YAY! ^_^

and the natural state of his ears...one flops over whilst the other one stays upright. He looks like a perpetual derp XD

IKNOWRIGHT??! he’s napping on my pillows right now. He’s not even doing anything and it’s so damn distracting...

I am going to follow suit and share this picture of my exceptionally adorable puppy in the hopes of potentially circumventing some jezzie’s sociopathy-enduced rage at this article. Because in all seriousness, what the ever loving fk.

Is it just me or does Dear Future Husband not have the exact melody and by-and-large the same sentiment (empowered in the male gaze) as her other All About That Bass track?