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Also KP was pretty heavily photoshopped for that shoot.

I’m curious, what’s your criteria for a good slipper?

she’s not scaling back that fake tan though.

That’s definitely enough internet for me today. Please excuse me while I go vomit.

y’know what, it pretty much is, yeah =D

It’s also massively historically biased and generally awful. Y’know, just sayin’. Do you think Native Americans feel as included as all the religious folk who get to participate?

His dog is called Hobbs!!! :D Sorry, I’m not taken so I’m totally taking first dibs =P

Thank you!! I was thinking that too! hashtag samsung? what?

it really did. I can’t be mad.

holy fk I wish you hadn’t contributed this 😟

as a Brit, I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving (seriously, guys that’s a damn strange holiday) so it looks like I’ll have to come back later and bask in all the schadenfreude because Jezzies never let me down with pissing contests.

what?

and they will obviously shorten it to Dobby which makes this even more damn adorable!

I’m sorry but I have to mention that every time I see your comments I see ‘RandBee’ and laugh a little to myself because that story was so excellent. It has totally stuck with me so thank you for telling it ^_^

I also want to know what the hell she said to her boyfriend to explain why your husband deserved it. Was her boyfriend actually her henchman?

WHAT THE HELL??! NO WAY!!! BCO WAS SO POPULAR!!!

that’s Kendall, right?

I don’t think that’s the intention of these shows. I think it’s (supposedly) more for the couture artistry, which I can honestly appreciate. Whilst some are off-the-wall crazy (sexy firewoman?) some of these outfits are truly beautiful. Again, I think it’s (supposed) to make up for the awful body image they promote.

yeah, that’s what I thought. I guess I felt like a movie star demanding X-amount of money after landing a career changing role and not receiving what she was expecting isn’t quite the same as fighting for wage equality. But again, I’m tired and could be reading this completely wrong.

“After Basic Instinct, no one wanted to pay me,” Stone told People. “I remember sitting in my kitchen with my manager and just crying and saying I’m not going to work until I get paid.” Stone says she was still paid much less than male actors even after landing her breakthrough role.