You know, the last time I played Bioshock Golf it didn't go so well... :c

maybe hipsters are unfamiliar with comedy, but comedy is based on the comparison or contrast between two ideas that creates a friction or cognitive dissonance that our brains recognize as funny. Here, Rivers is comparing living in her daughter's lavish guest room to the hellish conditions of The cleveland kidnapping…

You're missing the point, he isnt wearing the swimwear. So it's "wear our stuff or you can die orrible, terrifying death that involved your lungs filling with water and your own desperate attempts to scrabble at the nothing of the uncaring sea— and look terrible at the same time."

They also sell, y'know, lifejackets. In fact, most of their stuff seems to be utility-ish gear.

Yeah, you've got way more comedic chops with your ability to post gifs other people made, lol.

One sad thing about this (not the saddest thing, but sad) is that Joan Rivers, at 80, is still REALLY fucking funny. She can do a whole hell of a lot better than this.

But the joke wasn't at the expense of the victims. It was a self-depricating joke about her living conditions. Her living conditions were so terrible, that they were like those of the victims. You can say it wasn't funny, but to say that her attempt at a joke trivializes the plight of the victims is just stupid. The…

Post the vid or it didn't happen.

Post the vid or it didn't happen.

"Many of Oprah's Book Club Selections have been classified as Light Reading. Light reading. LIGHT. Coincidence? I think not." -Barbara Winfrey

You're right, I failed to pick up on the tone of your voice as you typed.

I've always found this kind of thing to be cruel regarding someone in the public eye. (Not to be an Oprah defender, because I know she's human, I occasionally think she's over the top, and who knows, maybe all of this is completely true.) But it's just unnecessary to say unkind things about someone who isn't asking…

Oprah and Gayle might be more than just friends? Please, share more of this woman's earth shattering revelations!

There isn't a dark black person in America that hasn't wished that. Especially seeing how much better mixed race and lighter skinned folk get treated and respected on account of the lighter skin.

I really wish that Lily Allen had never resurfaced. Worst fucking comeback ever.

How dare a corporation that steals houses from people judge anyone's "reputation."

"OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married, but then a guy can go murder 14 people, molest five kids, then go to fucking prison, and accept God and He's going to let him into heaven? After the fact that he did all that shit? See that's all horseshit to me, that don't jive with me."

"What also chaps my ass, some of these churches, have the high horse that they get on and say 'we as a church do not believe in that.'Which one of these motherfuckers talked to God, and God said that same-sex marriage was a no-can-do?"

OK, so two cats can't get married if they want to get married,

For real though, it's bullshit that some people want to deny others rights just because of gay. It's so fucking annoying to see someone say "well, it's part of my religion to treat you like a piece of shit" and at the same time "don't treat me like a piece of shit because you don't believe what I believe." I'm…