You could cosine it.

A seamless loop is the sine of a good .gif.

I don't know that I can narrow it down to just one. The whole album is spectacular:

You sound charming.

Etiquette School of New York

I leave voicemails. I work in an industry where I can't text. It baffles me how ridiculous people are about them. They don't answer my call because they don't recognize the number and then they just don't listen to the message. I just cannot understand the weirdness. Since when is taking 10 seconds to either say or…

Can I get a refund?

No science was involved in this fiction.

why did they make this? Why did I watch this? Why are they making another one? Will I avoid it?

I'm sorry, but this thread isn't just about "not really an ending"s, but "greatest endings that weren't really endings". There was nothing great about Prometheus.

personal favorite was the 'snake' attack... "hmm, I'm a highly trained scientist who is witnessing a new species that, for all I know, could feast on human flesh! Let me move closer!" How could that possibly go wrong?

I'm pretty sure the answer has something to do with this

Why would a scientist take his helmet off in an alien environment just because the air is "breathable"? Don't get me started. The stupid burns so bright.

I totally thought she was gonna mercy-kill him so she technically got to cross him off her list while acknowledging all the good things he's done for her. But (even though I love the Hound) I kind of like the way it played out. He's thinking "I'm gonna make her so mad she has no choice but to kill me" and she's like,…

Oh, fuck right off with you.

The basic premise of the film (warmed over Chariots of the Gods bull) was so deadly dull to me that I was left totally uninterested by the lingering mysteries.

I have to be brutally frank with you and say that I just don't care. I'm sorry — I can tell you obviously enjoyed the film a lot — but to me, it was a half-baked story, at best. It bored me. Pretty special effects do not constitute a complete movie.

Speaking as a former chef/restauranteur... Who the hell washes chicken before preparing it? That's just crazy talk.

There's suspension of disbelief, and then there's this marauding pack of mouth-breathing idiots.

Why were all of the scientists in the movie acting in ways no scientist would ever do? How does one get lost in a cave despite having a state of the art GPS system? etc.