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Do people climb without ropes often? It seems extraordinarily dangerous. This poor couple. :(

Yeah, I can't think about delicious chocolate in a bathroom. Ruins both the chocolate and the bathroom.

Oh, Ian Curtis. You're such a downer.

Doree Lewak:

What a dick. He will suck at the shrink-age! (Probably as much as he sucked as a bf). :(

That answer roolz. I also <heart> the Medusa.

Exactly. While still in high school, I abhorred the Greek system. When I went to my University, they had 1 fraternity, 1 sorority and 1 "frorority". My friends laughed at it. I was proud of it. I still can't stand that system. Such a throwback, so irrelevant.

if women are going to stoop to our level of sexism, then men have no incentive to change their behavior.

No one cares about your lady boners.

prego!

I thought maybe it was just me as I was reading it but... apparently not. Creepy.

Why on earth would Army divorce rate be 3.5% but Marine divorce rate 10%? Seems highly unusual.

Ranch, in understandable quantities, is good on salad and crudites, but on other things: yep, gross.

When my grandmother was still alive, we used to have homemade "mincemeat" pies (and pumpkin!) every Thanksgiving and Christmas. We're Irish (American), not English though. When I was younger, I didn't really like it, but they smelled heavenly. I'd totally eat them now—so of course, we don't make them anymore! :(

I'm calling shenanigans here. The *vast* majority of people would consider eating half an entire pepper shaker on eggs, bitchily demanding tons of sprinkles *everywhere* in a cone, and TWO ENTIRE SOUP BOWLS of ranch dressing (the fat and calorie count of which would be staggering to a pack animal let alone a human) at

I'm with Italians on this one. It's just a gloppy, bland mess. I can eat two bites of it and I'm done—there is just no charm to it, no interest. And so heavy. Blergh. A well-made marinara, now that's eatin'!

Forgot the homophobia for a sec—yep, the trifecta of assholery, if you will.

Well, sure, because woman + sex = deserves to be beaten to death. This is America after all!

::crickets chirping::

I can't believe how much static you're getting on this scumbag. Jesus. This asshole needs to be called out and *never* work in Hollywood again. Checked IMDB and he works a lot. That should end. Fuck this douche. The story should get coverage and he should never work again.