I'd move into the damn chocolate bathroom if it meant all this terrible shit would stop.

The chocolate bathroom concerns me on so many levels

There's no such thing as routine when you're climbing without ropes.

*Sigh* I know it is not Jezebel's job to cheer me up, but when all the NYT-worthy headlines are so profoundly, existentially depressing, these personal sad pieces are salt in the wound.

I'm actually going up to Yosemite and will be hiking up to Cathedral Lakes. This is an unfortunate reminder of how fairly routine climbs can be dangerous, and I think it's important to note that this is what Matthes Crest looks like: http://www.mountainproject.com/images/59/46/1…

I find it very interesting that these human Barbies are picking a very specific face. Babs has had several faces over the years:

Heartbreaking. My husband is an avid climber and this is a discussion we have often. He loves climbing so much, I can't bring myself to ask him to stop, but I basically sit with my phone in my hand when he goes.

The dead eyes scare the hell out of me.

Spoiler alert: her mother is not looking out for her best interests.

The scoundrel in me wants to make a joke. The decent human inside me wants to be respectful.

Seconded on the BS. For one wedding, I tried on a bridesmaids dress (with bra) and when I went for final fitting (sans bra), the hemline dropped a full four inches. Nothing natural and that size is possessed of that much perkiness.

It's like when guys see a "natural" beauty and they go nuts. Then you point out the plucked eyebrows, the tinted hair, the foundation, and the nude make-up and their world crumbles. It's never NOT funny.

No Photoshopping. Her hand just naturally lacks knuckles, veins, and tendons.

If I just saw these pictures with no info, I'd be 98% sure this is a realdoll.

I'm thinking breast implants and a severely photo-shopped waist (and other parts) in these photos. Whatever, power to her if this makes her happy. Hopefully her mother is looking out for her best interests until she's an adult.

Barbie please, most of us could eat whatever at 16 and still maintain our figures. At 34 I gain weight just by looking at food.

HAHAHAHAHA. As an owner of natural J cups, if they're real, they sure as hell don't stay up like that in a strapless dress. I call BS.

Is it something in the water over there? Aftermath of Chernobyl? What?

Look at the hate Lena Dunham got for her looks and she is better looking than he is. In Hollywood there is different levels for beauty when it comes to men and women, men are allowed to be odd looking and still considered hot (this guy, Benedict Cumberbatch etc) yet that never happens to female stars.

The word "heartthrob" and those tear-away pants are giving me awful, nostalgic 90s shivers up my spine. I REBUKE THIS.