Closet sociopath, yo.

This story is straight up comedy gold, crawledoutofthesea. I would've done a spit-take had I been drinking anything.

Must know! You really need to write a book—srsly I could read these stories all night.

I'm so sorry that happened to you, but I'm so glad you're leaving this tool. Congrats and good for you! Onward and upward without that douche.

walked the fuck out of there, no words, no drama, just left them and their man-clubs hanging !

Enjoy incarceration, you woman-beating nothing. It's going to be a long time. Not long enough, but still long.

OK, that's disgusting. How in the hell do people (the religiously encumbered) sell this sick bullshit as "holy" or "good" when it's deviant? Expressly forbidding oneself to go against *every* normal urge to even kiss or embrace is sicker than any paraphilia i can think of, with the exception of anything that…

"will have first kiss at wedding..."

At this point, who believes these schmucks? Wrong about Steubenville, wrong Boston bombing suspect, wrong Ferguson cop... all disinformation and endangering innocent people. What a bunch of maroons. I can't see how they have any credibility whatsoever.

Must we be doomed even if things are ok?

Yep, delicious Arsenic Chip cookies.

that kid doesn't look happy.

I'm so sorry for your diagnosis, but so happy you lived and you're doing well! Good for you. We have a family friend who has young-onset Parkinsons (he was around your age when he first got symptoms; it's been almost 20 years). He, too, is doing quite well. I think what you have to remember is that Williams was…

Wow, you're a real human being. Thanks for sharing.

Oh my god, the Mommy Issues on this one. What a prize.

OMG, honey, run, do not walk, away! This is a bad man—one with real, fucked up issues. This isn't even about you—it's all about him. He's trying to emotionally manipulate you, he's getting off on making you feel bad. This is a bad, bad guy. Anyone who notices 10lbs in 2 years has major league issues. He's not a man,…

Right? This is St Louis, not Baghdad. Jesus Christ. This is madness.

This is insanity. How can we show our solidarity with the people of Ferguson? How can they know that we see this and that we support them? Why is the fed not involved yet? This is making me so angry, I can barely see straight. I live around 400 miles north of St. Louis—I have no way to get down there, but I'd go if I…

Yay! Go Scottish Independence! I hope YES wins! :) Love, yer Irish American cousin.

After awhile, you realize the fantasy he's selling isn't just a fantasy based on reality, it's based on a very selective reality that feeds a very selective fantasy—and it's not a gay one.