Right? At least she’s wearing something somewhat resembling pants. It’s amazing to me that they can feel comfortable walking around in like, the tiniest white underpants. 

I just love that Elinor and Willoughby got married, it makes me smile.

In 20 years, he’ll be a great nominee for the Supreme Court.

Hasn’t she been married to Greg Wise for like 15 years?

Southern Baptists aren’t taking children from their clergy parents and forcing them to do manual labor. I’m anti all religion, but I don’t think you can say they’re all just as crazy.

MLMs are a fucking scourge.

When my beloved Yorkie goes, I will be an absolute shattered wreck of a human. This is mean, you guys. 13 is a good long life for a Yorkie.

“beponytailed little donut licker” is the best description ever.

Victoria Loke’s dress looks like an off-the-rack prom dress. :-( Everyone else looks so amazing!

Holy shit! I also have less than $10 million to my name! I’m in dire financial straits too! I’m gonna go start a GoFundMe so I can afford to live in the lifestyle I think I deserve.

Ugh, I feel like I need to go shower in bleach. 

Hahaha I won’t disagree with you on that. Who picks doughy Jack Nicholson over Keanu in a scarf who just took you to Paris? Mainly, I’m just in love with Diane Keaton and her house. I’d watch a whole movie of her just going about her life in the Hamptons, writing plays and being goals.

The Holiday is the movie that made me decide I liked Cameron Diaz after all, and Something’s Gotta Give is one of my favorite movies of all time. Nancy Meyers is delightful.

I’m 33 and the idea of going on a date with, let alone marrying, a 25 year old makes me want to barf. I can acknowledge that someone who reached his level of fame/success is probably more sophisticated than your average 25-year-old, but still. 

I looooooved Healthworks. I used to go to the Coolidge Corner location and it was amazing.

In You’ve Got Mail, Tom Hanks is emotionally manipulating a woman by finding out all about her in person, and then using that knowledge to pretend he’s the perfect guy when really, he’s just regurgitating what he already knows about her.

I’d love to be someone who could calmly think their way through a crocodile attack. Sadly, I am not that person. 

Jane Seymour?? Why is that goddess in this trash??

This movie was good, but it ends way before the book does. There’s a lot to cover, so I think a tv version that can be several episodes is the best way to do it justice.

I love everything about this. This has been featured on Gizmodo, but if you haven’t seen it, check out Dan Bell’s “Dead Mall Series”. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjU-Cwjfqbo2hMRItlXwnnQ